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Arcade Zone

You didn’t come here to work. Let’s not pretend.

Welcome to the part of this site that exists purely to distract you with beautifully pointless entertainment. A few sarcastic quote generators, vintage-style typewriter games, and creative nonsense — all designed to keep you here longer… Who knows… maybe you’ll stumble upon a quote so inspiring, so painfully accurate, that you’ll need the perfect vintage font to go with it. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll fall in love with one of mine and buy something.

See? Everyone wins. Mostly me.

Let’s waste some time!

Grumpy Kitty

Grumpy Catitude

For people who are tired of fake inspiration

Click below for a dose of reality.

Powered by Catitude™ and zero optimism.

Grumpy Cattitude

For people who are tired of fake inspiration

Tired of feel-good Pinterest quotes that pretend everything’s fine?
Need something to match your “don’t talk to me” mood — but, you know, with aesthetic?

This generator delivers snappy little truth bombs for your WhatsApp status, your Instagram story, or just to remind the world you’ve had enough… politely.

Grumpiness with attitude.

FontuneScope

Did you know every zodiac has a spiritual font match?
Neither did we — until the fonts started whispering.

This is your cosmic typography reading: part horoscope, part design judgement, and entirely unnecessary.

Pick your sign, receive your font fate, and pretend the universe supports your layout decisions.

Mystical nonsense. With a kerning agenda.

Fortune Teller

Your FontuneScope

Because even the stars know your typographic taste is dramatic.



Select a sign and gaze into the type abyss…

So… the stars have spoken.
And if your FontuneScope just whispered something suspiciously accurate, don’t worry — I’ve got just the type to match your dramatic destiny. Below are some of my most emotionally available fonts, each with its own odd charm and creative baggage.

From the Archives of Questionable Genius

Selected Works

Results may vary, but the fonts are solid.

MAURIS CURSUS GET MAURIS CURSUS, EU ULLAMCORPER FELIS FAUCIBUS

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MOBILE ULLAMCORPER CURSUS GET MAURIS CURSUS, EU FELIS FAUCIBUS

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LET THE GAME BEGIN, EU ULLAMCORPER FELIS FAUCIBUS

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BRANDING CURSUS GET MAURIS CURSUS, EU ULLAMCORPER FELIS

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GRAPHIC DESIGN GET MAURIS CURSUS, EU ULLAMCORPER FELIS FAUCIBUS

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More Generators. Less Sense.

A Collection of Unsent Sentiments
(Things you wish you’d said, printed beautifully.)

Tired of unsolicited relationship advice? 
This sarcastic love oracle won’t fix your situationship, but it might roast it. Think of it as emotional damage, but with vintage flair.


No luck in love? Try sarcasm in print.
Send him a farewell card he didn’t ask for, featuring our most emotionally unavailable characters.
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Romance Is Dead (but here’s a tip)

For those who know love is messy, unpredictable, and occasionally ghosted.

Click below for unsolicited emotional wisdom…

Powered by heartbreak and dry wit.

Vintage Romantic Couple
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